Ephemera

This was written many years ago for a friend studying abroad in London.

I found the following circulation guidelines for your perusal:

Hunkahotbrit Library – Circulation Policy for Heterosexual Patrons

• Sleazy Guys: 1 night (No renewals)
• Molly British Blokes: 3 weeks (Unlimited renewals)
• Commitment Phobes: 4 weeks (Max: 1 renewal)
• Studious Students: 6 weeks (Unlimited renewals. Note: materials may be recalled without notice.)
• Hot Guys With Issues: Library Use Only
• Study Abroad Foreigners: 1 semester (No renewals. Note: materials may be recalled by other patrons or visiting girlfriends.)
• Mr. Right: Unlimited (Note: lost, claimed returned)

Hope this helps!

–Your Professor